Balls are crap! Yes they are!

I hate balls, as in proms?
Of any sort.

You know why? Cos :

Just when you finally found a dress you think "oh its not too bad" and you bought it since it is meant to be, you realise everyone around you might be wearing dresses of different style and length, then, you start to think "oh maybe this dress is not such a good choice anyway".

Just when you finally bought the dress and decided "No im not thinking anymore im sooooo going to wear this for the ball and no more dress-shopping, you realise you do not have the perfect fairytale cinderella-looking heels to match that dress of yours, then, you start to freak out and say "Im so going to shop for shoe tomorrow, no maybe now!!".

Urgh. But this is not all.

Just when you finally settled your dress and your heels, you realise all your handbags are massively oversized for a proper ball, then, you'll think "Perhaps i just need a nice elegant clutch for the night, yes i do deserve it!"

Just when you are done with all these 3 items for good, you realise the accesorries you have might not be appropriate, or plainly outdated, then, you'll think "Oh no im a loser!" until someone comes to help, if at all.

And
And
And

Just when you're all set with practically EVERYTHING, you realise you need someone who is capable of makeup-ing and hair styling to make you look like a princess, at least for the night, or else the ball will be incomplete and irrelevant.

Now you know why.